Go Ahead . . . Scream!
Another lovely day begins, for ghosts and ghouls with greenish skin.
So close your eyes, and you will find that you’ve arrived in Frightenstein.
Perhaps the Count will find a way to make his monster work today.
For if he solves this monster-mania, he can return to Transylvania.
So welcome where the sun won’t shine, to the castle of Count Frightenstein!
– Vincent Price’s prologue poem for The
Hilarious House of Frankenstein.