Racket on a Bus
On a slow cross-town bus I was dared
By an old bitty who assumed I should be pared.
She said, “I’m sitting here ‘til we’re through.”
I replied, “Actually, had you
Just kept your mouth shut I wouldn’t have cared!”
Allan Hamilton is the name. I am TheMOFMan; visual artist for life.
Main website: www.modesofflight.com.
Purchasing, verification, leasing and shipping: All images are copyrighted, and certain images are available for sale, rental, lease and/or licensing. Please inquire regarding any desired purchases or image use licenses.
All listed prices are in Canadian funds. As computer monitor display settings can vary, prints may not exactly match the likeness of the image as seen on your monitor. Orders will begin processing upon receiving full payment. Shipping and handling costs are added to the price of all orders (I personally deliver to addresses within 40 kilometres of the city of Hamilton, ON, Canada as part of a meet and greet, and waive the shipping costs).
North American orders will be shipped by Canada Post Xpresspost. Costs for packaging and shipping range from $20-40 depending on size and destination, and include insurance and tracking. A physical address is required for all orders. Post Office Box addresses are not accepted. Most items are expected to reach their destinations within 2 to 3 weeks after an order is placed but prints may also take up to 8 weeks to arrive depending on the image chosen, and Modes of Flight’s (MOF’s) assignment travel schedule. For rush orders or special needs, please contact MOF. Also contact MOF for outside North America shipping charges and delivery time estimates. Overseas orders are subject to duties and taxes which are charged upon delivery.
All prints are carefully created and inspected for the highest image reproduction standard, and packed securely for shipping. In the rare case where an order is incorrect, damaged in transit or flawed in some way, please contact MOF immediately to advise. MOF will take the necessary measures to correct the situation. Please retain all packaging exactly as received in damage insurance related claims. After the carrier has inspected the item or contacted you for a statement, and settled with MOF, MOF will replace the item at no cost to you. MOF takes pride in providing only the finest quality art products. All sales are final.
Contact MOF to inquire about rental and leasing conditions, commissioning artwork or if you just want to say hello and talk about art. MOF reserves the right to edit and post any letters it deems appropriate on its web sites.
All the best,